



Poseidon's Cosmic Quench Jelly
HYDRATING BARRIER-REPAIR JELLY
PERFECT FOR: Dry, dehydrated, or barrier-compromised skin
A high-performance hydration formula powered by 35% glycerin and ceramides that strengthens the lipid matrix and draws lasting moisture into the skin.
Niacinamide helps even skin tone and supports barrier function, while marine algae extracts provide antioxidant protection and soothing minerals.
The weightless jelly texture melts on contact, absorbing instantly without greasiness and leaving skin visibly plumped and dewy for hours.
Drawn from Poseidon's deepest waters, it floods skin with cosmic hydration.
Celestial Application
Use dusk or dawn - whenever your skin thirsts for something divine.
As a daily hydrator:
Apply a pearl-sized amount after serum, just before moisturizer, to unleash an otherworldly wave of hydration and amplify every step of your ritual.
As a sleeping mask:
At night, smooth on a slightly thicker layer as the final step of your routine. Let it drench your skin in mythic moisture while you drift through dreams.
For best results, whisper Poseidon's name. (Optional - but highly recommended.)
Mystical Ingredients
Aqua, Glycerin, Niacinamide, Ammonium, Acryloyldimethyltaurate/VP Copolymer, Urea, Panthenol, Glucosamine HCl, Algae Extract, Saccharomyces Cerevisiae Extract, Hypnea Musciformis Extract, Sargassum Filipendula Extract, Gelidiella Acerosa Extract, Macrocystis Pyrifera Extract, Sodium Lauroyl Lactylate, Cholesterol, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP, Ceramide EOP, Phytosphingosine, Xanthan Gum, Carbomer, Butylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sodium Hydroxide
Divine Dimensions
2oz | 60ml
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LEGENDARY BENEFITS
Discover what makes this jelly extraordinary.
Deep Hydration
35% glycerin attracts and holds moisture in your skin.
Barrier repair
Ceramide complex + cholesterol physically patch and strengthen your skin's natural defenses.
Tone Improvement
Niacinamide helps even skin tone and supports barrier function.
Antioxidant Protection
Six marine algae extracts shield from environmental stress while forming a protective moisture film.
SACRED INGREDIENTS
35% Glycerin - The Hydration Hero
At this powerhouse concentration, glycerin helps improve skin hydration with regular use and attracts moisture to the skin.
Solutions of 30-60% glycerin greatly slow water evaporation, ensuring intense, lasting moisture.

Ceramide Complex (NP, AP, EOP) + Cholesterol
Skin-identical lipids that restore your protective barrier by filling gaps in damaged stratum corneum.
Clinical studies show ceramide-dominant moisturizers improve barrier condition and reduce TEWL (transepidermal water loss).

Niacinamide - The Multitasker
Supports skin's natural barrier function while helping to even skin tone. Works synergistically with panthenol to comfort and condition skin simultaneously.
The proven niacinamide + glucosamine combination promotes smoother-looking skin more effectively than either ingredient alone.

Marine Blend - The Ocean's Pharmacy
Harvested from Poseidon's gardens, six marine extracts rich in polysaccharides form a breathable protective film, slowing water evaporation while delivering minerals and antioxidants.
Includes giant kelp (Macrocystis pyrifera) with traditionally known soothing properties.

Brightening Complex - The Gentle Renewers
Glucosamine + urea + algae + yeast extracts work together for gentle exfoliation and barrier strengthening.
Studies suggest glucosamine may support hyaluronic acid production, while yeast provides beta-glucans for enhanced skin repair.
THE SCIENCE BEHIND THE SYNERGY

Immediate + Long-term Hydration
The ultra-high glycerin content ensures fundamental moisture surge, supported by panthenol and urea that help support your skin's natural moisture retention. Marine algae create a biological moisturizing film that continuously delivers moisture.

External + Internal Barrier Repair
Ceramides and cholesterol provide immediate barrier replacement while studies suggest niacinamide may help support your skin's natural lipid production. This dual approach outperforms either strategy alone.

Gentle Anti-Aging
The scientifically-studied niacinamide + glucosamine combination has been shown to improve overall skin appearance and hydration levels. Studies suggest this pairing works synergistically to enhance skin's natural smoothness and clarity.
SUITABLE FOR ALL MORTALS
Dry & Dehydrated Skin - Immediate relief from 35% glycerin
Sensitive Skin - Fragrance-free with soothing marine extracts
Barrier-Compromised Skin - Ceramides + cholesterol repair
Normal to Combination Skin - Lightweight, non-greasy texture
All Ages & Skin Tones - Universal hydration needs

THE LEGEND OF COSMIC QUENCH
In the deepest trenches of Poseidon's realm, where starlight meets saltwater, the sea god discovered hydration that transcended the physical world. Here, cosmic energy merged with oceanic power, creating a substance so pure it could quench not just skin, but the very soul.

Poseidon gathered his most treasured ingredients - glycerin that held the memory of every tide, ceramides forged in underwater volcanic vents, and algae that had danced with cosmic currents for millennia. With his trident, he stirred these elements under a constellation of stars, creating an elixir that could transform any skin into something luminous.

This is that very gift, captured for you.
Unlock hydration beyond the mortal realm. Claim your cosmic glow.
ORACLE'S GUIDANCE (FAQ)
Yes! The lightweight gel texture absorbs instantly without greasiness. Oily skin often still needs hydration, not less moisture.
With twice-daily use, one 2oz bottle typically lasts around 2 months.
Absolutely. Apply after water-based serums but before oils or heavier moisturizers.
Yes. It's formulated without fragrance and includes multiple soothing ingredients like panthenol and marine extracts.
Crafted With Care
The Cosmic Quench Jelly delivers intense hydration through 35% glycerin and barrier-repairing ceramides. This lightweight gel absorbs quickly without greasiness, making it perfect for daily use on all skin types.